My Way To Live

  1. Have you ever secretly imagined you were Edward Cullen just so that when you’re in sunlight you can have a sparkly stylish penis, as opposed to your mustard-stained wrinkled vagina?

    Yes of course. I mean who doesn’t want a sparkly stylish penis

    Ask me anything

  2. If nobody was around and you were alone with a medicated old man suffering from dementia. Would you lightly tickle his genitals?

    No I would not

    Ask me anything

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    Ask me anything http://www.formspring.me/lovepeacedeath

  4. When was the last time you were completely wasted?

    yesterday

    Ask me anything

  5. Noodles or pudding?

    Both of course

    Ask me anything

  6. du yuh lyke it in tha butth0le???!?1

    Of course I do.

    Ask me anything

  7. formspring.me

    Ask me anything http://www.formspring.me/lovepeacedeath

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19/100 pictures of Life Ruiners


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    19/100 pictures of Life Ruiners

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